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| The Future is Burgundy |
Champ: Hey Ron. Did you know you can say the word slash on TV?
Ron: Nope!
Fantana: It's an internet address thing. It's commonplace now
Ron: Doesn't anyone know how to stay classy. Slash play by the dictionary
rules?
rules?
Fantana: Slash the rules? It's short punctuation man. Instead of and/or
Champ: Yeah
Ron: Hey don't type, slash. Slash, get it out in the open!?
Veronica: What are you guys up to? Slash should we be skyping?
Ron: Who did you say invented this internet thingy anyway?
Champ: Some British guy?
Veronica: Tim Berners-Lee
Ron: He must be the richest man in the world right now
Fantana: Uh, uh. He gave it away
Ron: For free?!
Champ slash Fantana: For FREE!
Ron: Brits man. Those guys they love tradition
Brick: It has more value!?
Champ: Didn't they invent something like the Radio and TV broadcasting?
Fantana: Something like that
Veronica: James Clerk Maxwell and John Logie Baird...
Veronica: James Clerk Maxwell and John Logie Baird...
Ron: What a rich country. Do they all have double-barrelled names?!
Fantana: I heard it was up for sale
Ron: What you mean, we're selling it?
Champ: To the Chinese
Fantana: Yeah. I think the Chinese are pretty interested
Ron: Well, you know what they say about everything 'Made in China'...
Champ: Plastic rubbish?
Veronica: Cheaper electricity?
Brick: No Trident? I have
Fantana: Yeah , I remember you killed someone with a Trident.
Veronica: You nuked somebody?! Wasn't that a weapon of mass
destruction?
Brick: No, that was a different type of gig
Champ: Whammy!
Trident: The name given to Britain's Nuclear weapons programme
aka 'Tired and Not yet Tested' or TNT for short...still China's got a
foothold on our Nuclear Power! And we don't want to do anything
lame in a recession...like build Rolls Royce engines for Russian migs
before the Korean war
You don't want to be hip to be square
Champ: You know what happens when you're a 'square' in China?
Burgundy: No?
Champ: They drive a tank at you...
Ron: We've been on release now for at least a month. And I've got my very
Champ: Plastic rubbish?
Veronica: Cheaper electricity?
Brick: No Trident? I have
Fantana: Yeah , I remember you killed someone with a Trident.
Veronica: You nuked somebody?! Wasn't that a weapon of mass
destruction?
Brick: No, that was a different type of gig
Champ: Whammy!
Trident: The name given to Britain's Nuclear weapons programme
aka 'Tired and Not yet Tested' or TNT for short...still China's got a
foothold on our Nuclear Power! And we don't want to do anything
lame in a recession...like build Rolls Royce engines for Russian migs
before the Korean war
You don't want to be hip to be square
Champ: You know what happens when you're a 'square' in China?
Burgundy: No?
Champ: They drive a tank at you...
Ron: We've been on release now for at least a month. And I've got my very
own Burgundy line cigar to celebrate...can I smoke it on TV?
Champ: No way.
Champ: No way.
Fantana: It's banned
Ron: That's banned?
Veronica: It's banned hun.
Fantana: It's a big no, no.
Champ: It's going the way of the Dodo.
Champ: It's going the way of the Dodo.
Ron: Like bats
Brick: And the bees
Champ: Well, you know what they say. The bee is the chicken of the
hives...
hives...
Ron: They don't Champ. They don't say that, they really don't
Fantana: You can get anything off the internet now
Ron: Anything?
Champ: Yup
Ron: Even wet wipes?
Veronica: Even wet wipes
Fantana: And plenty of hosiery!
Ron: I'm beginning to like it. Can we still buy guns?
Champ: Yup
Fantana: Sure thing
Ron: Thank God. I wouldn't wanna lose that freedom
Champ: WHAMMY!
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