And we zoom over to W1A on a fold up bush pike during a BBC heads up in a zone of Tea brunch
Ian Fletcher: Values?!
Simon Harwood: It's a valve open and closed
Ian Fletcher: Right.
Tracey Pritchard: It's very funny..to the Welsh
David Wilkes: ACDC swing both ways it's worth more to double up
Ian Fletcher: Is it an April fool?
Tracey Pritchard: Yes. That's Bush picking up Aprils brush on TV
David Wilkes: Where everyone's at sex they are so into their oils, unbelievable for gunslingers
Tracey Pritchard: You mean Texas..
Ian Fletcher: Does every word have to be cryptic?
Tracey Pritchard: That's exactly what Said said drinking port in a Turkish bath viewing the Syriana film
Simon Harwood: Thought provoking isn't it? Those high and mighty powers that be...
Ian Fletcher: Okay, but foreign powers are not my speciality
Tracey Pritchard: You know W1A is one big BBC promo
Ian Fletcher : Right. Yes I think that's a truism
Simon Harwood: And Salford
David Wilkes: That's PC architecture for Blue Peter?
Tracey Pritchard: In Madchester
Ian Fletcher: Mmm..not sure where this is going
Lucy Freeman: The Hacienda is closed
David Wilkes: It's more MidChester now
Ian Fletcher: Do enlighten me
Tracey Pritchard: They drink red wine but I prefer Lovage does the job proper..for me
Simon Harwood: Instead of downing an E
Ian Fletcher: Yes go on
David Wilkes: e-males were all the rage in the 80's and 90's
Ian Fletcher: Oh hello..
Siobhan Sharpe enters from another round of spaced out...pronounced shiv-horn and not shevron I am into dyslexic..thats chevron as in not cheeky
Siobhan Sharpe: Hi guys
Ian Fletcher: Siobhan got any takers on why the beeb is into core promotion?
Siobhan Sharpe: Like I mean okay you guys they are the bees knees and extremely celtic.
Simon Harwood: The Corrs are Irish no worries there. Bound to have good promoters lets get them on
Ian Fletcher: Funny..yes..no but core promotion is it ingrained or going..well, deep?
Siobhan Sharpe: Over use of the word fracking...get over it you guys
Ian Fletcher: Yes Siobhan can you be more specific?
Siobhan Sharpe: Sure okay get this Salford is like up North where it's alot greyer?
Ian Fletcher: Correct. Thank you were getting somewhere and we are promoting core values
Simon Harwood: Of the north. Beautiful isn't it strategy of London's high rents for the Chinese
Siobhan Sharper: Big trouble in little China..
David wilkes: she's my little china girl. I love Bowie he's danger
Tracey Pritchard: oh baby just shut your mouth..bloody ridiculous lyrics. Can't see it myself
David Wilkes: Maybe the north does have value? It could you know? Could well be..
Ian Fletcher: By god it needs it under the conservatives
Tracey Pritchard: It's a coalition..? Well that's news to me, how silly can you get
Ian Fletcher: Very silly. Yes
Siobhan Sharpe: Coalition of the unwilling when you mix yellow and blue you get green..
David Wilkes: Amazing you're amazing! I love that colour but what does it mean?
Siobhan Sharpe: I'm colour blind
Ian Fletcher: No takers for altruism then..
Ian Fletcher: No takers for altruism then..
Tracey Pritchard: The grass is greener on the other side...
Ian Fletcher: ..ITV?
Tracey Pritchard: That's Downton Abbey for you
Ian Fletcher: Which explains alot..
Siobhan Sharpe: Liberal viewing l.i.b.e.r.a.l stab in the back party oh yay oh yay oh yay
Simon Harwood: Where are they..? It's all so mysterious isn't it?
Tracey Pritchard: Gone swimming in the yellow river most likely
David Wilkes: The Yangtze?
Siobhan Sharpe: Tory Hoyti toyti on your knees to the communist chinese please please sell me now
Lucy Freeman: No it's Huang He
Ian Fletcher: That's an ocean or sky..? Sorry I'm not good with puzzles or rivers of speech
Simon Harwood: What's the story morning glory...just trying to help pull things along
Ian Fletcher: In a nut shell?
Tracey Pritchard: Ooh look nobby's nuts it's on the menu
Ian Fletcher: So it is
David Wilkes: I love Noddy Holder he's from the Quo
Ian Fletcher: No. Oh, ok. Yes....I'll have a packet of those
Tracey Pritchard: He was in Slade wasn't he?
Siobhan Sharpe: Noddy, the little man in the red and yellow car
Ian Fletcher: Ah yes, mascots. I'm assuming communist liberals..
Siobhan Sharpe: Get in there Mr Bluetooth
Simon Harwood: People love the status quo
Lucy Freeman: No they don't it keeps changing..and we have to stay one step ahead of the game
David Wilkes: Don't the Quo have the original line up now? And they appeal to the masses...
Tracey Pritchard: Of unemployed
Siobhan Sharpe: And the tories go..we like it, we like it, we lalalala like it, ere we goo-oh emptying our pockets all over the world...
Ian Fletcher: Is this going anywhere? I'm not sure if this is needing to actually travel anywhere
Simon Harwood: Big train bills though..very big I hope you have a deep pocket. No travel allowance. Cut backs..awful business
Ian Fletcher: Yes you're right. Recession..quite dig deep. And the beeb?
Siobhan Sharpe: Is like you know way down south get over it we are on the edge people
Ian Fletcher: Quite..I do know a little geography Siobhan
David Wilkes: Way way down south..near the estuary in fact. I love the sea but not when it's cold
Ian Fletcher: So we've just created more travel expenses instead of M25 centalisation
Siobhan Sharpe: Like yeah duh obvious next question
David Wilkes: Isn't it so exciting..it's a roll over literally every week. I'm doing Thunderball
Ian Fletcher: Different set of circumstances there I think but gambling in a recession I take your point
Simon Harwood: You know you should join the GCHQ they would love candidates like you
Siobhan Sharpe: Like go for it. It's rope-a-dope time!
Ian Fletcher : But I'm no good at foreign dealings
Simon Harwood : Shame plus points though good cv don't drone on though keep them in your sights
Siobhan Sharpe: A new hit. The core of the War Office!
Ian Fletcher: Cause and effect?
Siobhan Sharpe: Lets do this. Lets drive to Russia together..again only this time in Crimea
Tracey Pritchard: Can't you sign on?
Ian Fletcher: Oh Balderdash!
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