W1A Splinter group 3 BBC three going going gone digital

W1A eat! sleep! drink! tune in! THE CASE FOR WW1?..so many cases so little time to adjourn

brunchtime

David Wilkes: Night...well that's better than attacking at dawn?

Ian Fletcher: The early bird catches the worm?

Siobhan Sharpe: Yeah for sure..duh like that's daylight robbery

Tracey Pritchard: The early bird gets shot that what that is

Simon Harwood: World War One they loved fighting during the day..apparently

Ian Fletcher: That was well fought out

Tracey Pritchard: I think you'll find they do that in Afghanistan too..crafty bleeders

Siobhan Sharpe: So what did they do with the daylight saving hour? In double you double you one?

David Wilke: Step back into Winter...?

Ian Fletcher: It started in the summer of 1914?

Siobhan Sharpe: Spring into Summer..skipping all the way

Simon Harwood: Yes and they thought it would only last 100...shopping days till Christmas

Ian Fletcher: .. the one hundred day offensive worked..towards the end

Tracey Pritchard: Christmas shopping is offensive. What a bind

Simon Harwood: Correct it's a slog but the battle has to be won not lost even in the January sales

David Wilkes: They were practising for 4 years..

Ian Fletcher: That's one way of looking at it

Tracey Pritchard: Such a waste

Lucy Freeman: Hadn't the Germans surrendered at the end of September 1918?

Simon Harwood: True..bit of a quagmire this one. Only we hadn't got up to 100 yet

David Wilkes: In WW1 they preferred to sleep at night..so my great grandaddy told me and I still believed him when I was seven

Siobhan Sharpe: When did war become 24/7?

Ian Fletcher: And who pays over-time?

Simon Harwood: Charities

Ian Fletcher: Right

David Wilkes: When we got 24 hour TV?

Ian Fletcher: You can't stay up that long

Siobhan Sharpe: And I have insomnia to deal with. I am such a lamer..3am and I am on the coffee shots. No brainer

Ian Fletcher: I think there's a cure

Tracey Pritchard: You know I have had nightmares with all of your nights of intense shock and awe campaigns

Simon Harwood: ..no twitter back then or facebook. What's more shocking? How did they manage?

Ian Fletcher: That's one for the Kitchen-er sink

Siobhan Sharpe: Shell sick on the sea shore

David Wilkes: That was Gallipoli.. the aztecs were nearly wiped out

Ian Fletcher : Anzacs?

Tracey Pritchard: I hear you can actually go on holiday there now

Siobhan Sharpe: Like Vietnam, Croatia, Germany, Serbia, Korea..but like not North obviously

Ian Fletcher: Yes. Obviously. Quite. They do have a good run for their money now..

Simon Harwood: Ironically but not superficially. It's official

David Wilkes: Nice scenery too

Tracey Pritchard: You can't beat Wales

Ian Fletcher: No?

Simon Harwood: You can...New Zealand. Sorry has to be said

Ian Fletcher : Rugby

Siobhan Sharpe: Beat that Scotland. Can we promote on underground platform posters..

Tracey Pritchard: Only to promote Thales

David Wilkes: Wales or Thales? It kind of rhymes doesn't it

Ian Fletcher: I may emigrate after this New Zealand sounds a good place to be

Tracey Pritchard: Good

Ian Fletcher: Well obviously not right away the idea has to gain fruit

Siobhan Sharpe: Lets book our holidays in advance for Iraq and Afghanistan

David Wilkes: Thomas Cook it

Siobhan Sharpe: Wickers Wicked World part three..

Ian Fletcher: WWW3?

Lucy Freeman: I don't think we need that lets drink tea and discuss things

Simon Harwood: Lets not mention Armenians to the Turks

Ian Fletcher: Problems?

Tracey Pritchard: Thats a genocide cover up

David Wilkes: Mankind is such a bitch

Simon Harwood: Well remembered on 24th April

Tracey Pritchard: I told you Britain should go cold turkey..

David Wilkes: I like it best on Boxing day

Simon Harwood: Yes lets not antagonise Armenia and Azerbaijan..very much a hot spot

Ian Fletcher: A spot of bother?

David Wilkes: Some places could do with another iron curtain...

Siobhan Sharpe: Cool lets go for chain links..

Ian Fletcher: You're not seriously suggesting a dictatorship?

Siobhan Sharpe: Rock the boat , don't rock the boat baby..Putin

Tracey Pritchard: How about one for the British Police Force..?

Ian Fletcher: That would sort them out?

Simon Harwood: And never ever but don't quote me here. They now find a naked man a threat..

Ian Fletcher: Circumstances?

Tracey Pritchard: Always circumstantial Ian..on the video release

Simon Harwood: You have to wonder how policemen restrained unarmed individuals in cells before tasers don't you

Tracey Pritchard: One man against three that's the answer

Lucy Freeman: Surely common sense would dictate that once a man is naked and cold..

Siobhan Sharpe: Shut that door Brucie

Ian Fletcher: Right and let him sober up overnight..

Simon Harwood: It's a taser tease..and one for the IPCC

Ian Fletcher: Yes..through the right channels best not to turn a blind eye

David Wilkes: Keeping one eye open and the other out of focus?

Siobhan Sharpe: I think somebody should have gone to specsavers...

Simon Harwood: Do you think the police will now fear Scottish men in Kilts...?

Lucy Freeman: I think they always have

Tracey Pritchard: I taser my husband when he's naked..

Ian Fletcher: A bit over the top..

David Wilkes: Where can you get one?

Siobhan Sharpe: Or was he just repairing a fuse..? DIY Britain

Ian Fletcher: Was it a bank holiday?

Lucy Freeman: Otherwise men are just like rampaging Tigers

Tracey Pritchard: No he is like a Lion..he has a lovely mane but he yawns too often for my liking and keeps nodding off so I use the taser to get things moving along after dark...bloomin marvellous bit if kit. I'd be lost without it.

Siobhan Sharpe: ZAP MAN!

David Wilkes: What?! I never knew that...could ever happen

Tracey Pritchard: I also have a defribulator..thankfully the WI clubbed together for one and it's better than viagra

Lucy Freeman: Unbelievable.

David Wilkes: Now I know why they like dressing up in uniform..

Ian Fletcher: Okay...? Aren't we going out of focus on this one

Siobhan Sharpe: It's legal you can get them in shops now...

Ian Fletcher: Defribulators good for the heart only..for health and safety purposes in the office please

Simon Harwood: Mmmm quite. I'm fully supportive whole heartedly and cleverly well endorsed. I hear the boys in blue like shreddies too..not the band obviously

Ian Fletcher: For breakfast..?

Tracey Pritchard: No. For getting off the hook

David Wilkes: I prefer cornflakes mostly..and a croissant

Siobhan Sharpe: Lets go for a continental breakfast

Ian Fletcher: The Continental divide?

Tracey Pritchard: Look at Cameron he wanted Turkey in Europe...

Simon Harwood: When Turkey is definitley in Asia. Once you go outside the scope of the Pope it spells trouble. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus sancti. Amen

Ian Fletcher: Amen

David Wilkes: As in Amenia?

Ian Fletcher: Armenia..

Lucy Freeman: Armenia, Kurds and Azerbaijan

Simon Harwood: A.K.A spells trouble

Ian Fletcher: Tricky

Tracey Pritchard: Turkey is a bit of a turkey at the moment isn't it

Simon Harwood: Not to worry they don't have alot of internet anyway and on the plus side
you can still go on your holidays there too. Just mind out for the tear gas

Siobhan Sharpe: Stinger city

Ian Fletcher:  Any precautions..

Simon Harwood: Wear goggles? Simple

David Wilkes: D & G could do a line

Siobhan Sharpe: Cool!

Ian Fletcher: Right..I mean wrong